AssParade review

AssParade.com is a premium site on the BangBros network. If you’re not familiar with their work, welcome to the Internet. You can check out my full review of the main BangBros site, but the long and short of it is that they’re one of the biggest and most respected names in online porn right now. Let’s see how well they do booty videos.

AssParade’s landing page calls them “The #1 big ass lover website in the whole wide world! The place where the newest amateur hotties with the biggest roundest asses in the world get fucked hard!” Most porn sites claim to be the biggest and the best in something or other, but in this case it might be true. The sample stills pulled from their videos feature beautiful women with perfect booties masturbating, sucking cock, squirting, and getting fucked up their asses.

The “newest amateur hotties” thing gets me every time. Yeah, maybe the new ones are technically amateurs before they get here, but BangBros ain’t an amateur operation. Mandy Muse is getting butt-fucked right there on the front page. The AVN nominee isn’t exactly a newbie when it comes to getting pounded on camera. I don’t see any pixely webcam stills or vertical iPhone videos, either. None of the samples give off that sloppy, half-baked vibe you get on regular amateur sites.

That whole polished “amateur” thing is what put BangBros on the map with sites like BangBus. Some people really prefer the warts-and-all approach to DIY porn, but these perverts are putting out a more refined product, with better everything: higher video quality, polished camera work, and most importantly, hotter sluts with fucking abilities well above and beyond that of typical mortal women. AssParade represents that formula applied to a premium butt-themed porn site.