AllAnal review

Some porn site names are clever and witty, while others keep it real as fuck. AllAnal.com draws attention with a title that tells perverts exactly what they’re going to find inside. They’ve got all anal, all the time, which is exactly what 13,000 visitors a day are looking for.

The traffic is impressive as hell for a few reasons. First of all, it’s not like everybody, and their mom is getting 13,000 hits a day. Well, maybe your mom is, but she’s a stone-cold slut. Tell her I said hi.

AllAnal’s numbers caught my eye because they basically exploded onto the Internet in mid-2019. That kind of rise in popularity tells me they have some good ass-banging in there.

The preview page sure backs that up. The latest update features a threesome with the luckiest man in the world butt-fucking Keira Croft and Kendra Spade. A few days before that, Lana Sharapova licked Emma Hix’s twat as some dude slammed her butthole.

Goddamn, I like the menu of booty bitches here. On the front page alone, I see Chloe Amour and Eliza Ibarra, Natalie Porkman, and Chanel Preston. That’s in like the past month! There are also chicks like Jane Wilde, Chanell Heart, and Arietta Adams lined up like pornstar trading cards in their Models section.

AllAnal’s tour does include some video previews, a disappearing perk on many of the major paysites. I watched the two-minute preview for Rear-End Collision with Neveah Snow and Kay Carter. The montage is quick and intense, a rapid-fire blast of stripping, twerking, double cock-sucking and pussy licking. That’s just in the first half, with the anal action heating up the second.