Shoplyfter MYLF review

Given my appreciation for both Shoplyfter and MYLF, I kind of figured I’d be in for a treat as soon as I saw the URL for ShoplyfterMYLF. Sometimes websites disappoint you by serving up exactly what you expected. In this case, I’m seeing exactly what I thought I would, and I’m pretty fucking happy about it.

Some folks hear the phrase Mothers You’d Like to Fuck and they immediately picture some haggard old broads whose cellulite disappears somewhere between beer number 7 and blacking out. These babes are fucking legit, though. All the movies here star gorgeous cougar pornstars. Out on the preview page, I see Becky Bandini getting her rack frisked, Krissy Lynn getting her panties checked for stolen goods, and Casca Akashova getting pounded from behind in a security office. I swear to fucking God, Alura Jenson’s ridiculous monster jugs look bigger every fucking time I see her. Security! I think this woman stole some pillows, and I’d love to lay my face comfortably between them.

MILFs are fantastic for a number of reasons. For one thing, the older sluts at ShoplyfterMYLF.com have aged like a fine wine, not withered and melted like the women in your trailer park. These babes have kept great care of their bodies, in some cases enhancing them through the miracle of surgery.